Turtles.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via krakenguts)

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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thatcadetguy:

Repost this anywhere

I love the fact that this isn’t gender-specific

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dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

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andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

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cierrablue:

aperplexingpuzzle:

merisea:

How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]

um nEVER MIND I’LL JUST BE UGLY THANKS

Thank God Times have changed. Although not much

(via frenchfriesarenotfrench)

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aiulbones:

I haven’t seen the new episode yet, but based on my dash, I believe this is how it ends.

(via frenchfriesarenotfrench)

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patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.
I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

patron-de-los-santos:

doublereversequadrupleagent:

xikar:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

What?

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

(via frenchfriesarenotfrench)

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

(via thefuuuucomics)

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